Tome Raiders LFM!November 20, 2008
The most excellent and most mentally disturbed group of folks that grudgingly allows me to play along with them and sing loudly on Vent has opened the doors of recruitment for the first time since open beta. That’s right! Now, you too can become a <Tome Raider>!
What’s a Tome Raider?
It’s a myth… a legend… and a lackey, all in one.
It’s the heights of mankind’s destiny, and the lows of a crappy loot roll.
It’s the frighteningly deep voice of Gronte, the nonstop chatter of Doxie, the “crap am I dead AGAIN?” exclamation of Moon, the “your MAMA!” insults of Risca, and the fabled appearance of our GM Silianu. Or Silly Putty. One of the two.
It’s the opportunity for you to go, “I’m safe and secure in my sanity, but I need to put it all on the line for fun’s sake.”
It’s the alliance between three guilds that unite to form Voltron, Defender of the Universe and Taco Bell.
It’s the ugliest guild cloak this side of a fingerpainting factory — and yet we’re weirdly proud of it.
It’s a place where bad puns and obscure movie references are not only tolerated, but encouraged and egged on.
And it’s missing you. Apply today! Regret it tomorrow! Or never! I’m not a psychic!
(Anyway, if you’re on the side of Order on Phoenix Throne, shoot on over to the Tome Raiders website, check us out and see if you might be a good fit.)