The Terrible Eyes of the Beholder

September 9, 2008

WAR isn’t going to win any beauty contests, if character creation options are to be considered… but they are forging the way to set the standard for the grotesque and war-scarred.  From missing eyes to angry faces to a plethora of scars, Warhammer Online has enough features to make you feel like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every razor branch on the way down.

And then there’s this option for the female Empire Bright Wizard:

Seriously?  If I woke up in the middle of the night and THIS was standing over my bed, I’d crap myself before I could blink.  Kudos to Mythic for giving me the option to play a character straight from the nightmares of my childhood.

Oh, and for fun, do the /special:

Which is scarier?  Glowey orange eyes… or PUPPETS?



  1. Puppets. Only marginally less creepy than clowns.

  2. The only thing that would have made the puppets better was if there were a variety of puppets… punch & judy, sigmar, gotrek, etc.

    And WHAT the heck are they doing when they pull the puppet out? That’s just weird.


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